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 <description>&lt;p&gt;In line with the Hockey Men&#039;s A team infatuation with everything Chuck Norris. Here&#039;s some quotes:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, &quot;Two seconds till.&quot; After you ask, &quot;Two seconds to what?&quot; he roundhouse kicks you in the face. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother&#039;s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.&lt;/p&gt;
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